80% exhaustion 10% sarcasm 20% dont care
that’s 110 percent
20% of me doesn’t care
should’ve seen that coming
(via bro-shit-happens)
These are so awesome!
‘the oldest love song is 4000 years old’
WHAAAATT???
I actually know all of these
…but I only realized them now
so true!
these are all very informative. specially #7.
what have you been people doing literally thousands of you dont know these???
we all pretty much live on Tumblr and dont go out and fall in love what do you expect
^ lmfao true
(via death-by-lulz)
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They’ll probably mispronounce my name at my funeral
(Source: ernbarassing, via reyology)
Siri is one sassy bitch
Love Siri
(via death-by-lulz)
Yes, you read right.
Don’t believe me?
Totally doing these right now
omg hahahaha thanks Tumblr
oh hell yeah
I DO #6 ALL THE TIME
me: i’m attractive
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